If you were to combine in equal parts Wonder Showzen, the works of Carlos Castaneda and Alejandro Jodorowsky, Kung Fu (1972), Walker, Texas Ranger and the graphics and tone of Postal 2 you would get something similar to Xavier. "Kharmarabionic Lotion": The town of Lotion, New Mexico makes so much money off of oil that they buy the network which makes the show, then sell it to Arabs at a profit. Xavier: Does anyone know how to get to the lake the lake? Can't you buy it for me, Daddy? . We made these cookies way too big, and the chocolate chips b-b-b-b-blue?! Mocho: You got a ghost to bring us cuckoo-bread. Best part is, I'm helping the earth, getting negative thirty miles to the gallon! But only God can do that dance, and it has to be raining That's the 'irony' part. So whether I do a bloody or non-blood Kayako is up to me. Diner Customer: What are you, a Chinaman? Gang Leader: Nobody has ever survived our initiation, come give it a try. Mexican Gang Leader: I'm the leader! Like most folks, I've always been different. You have shown true loco spirit. Xavier: Passion -- This is what gangbanging ought to be about. Starving Woman: This is how starving people cry. Xavier: They say 'tis often the tiniest among us hath the biggest need. What's that? The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Frightened? Well when God was passing out insight, you thought he said that when God was passing out holy prophets, you thought he said oily faucets, cause your soul has diarrhoea, of the mouth, faucet! Xavier: How does he explain the fact that his own son's legs make me want to puke all over them? Hold. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Xavier: Just got to dump this load in that dirty 'puter's floppy slot and collect my kudos. Xavier must choose betwixt thy heart and thine mind. And the light floral scent keeps me feeling fresh all day! Me, I like to kill on the beach. Mocho: I can think so cleary without all the visual clutter. WebXavier is a soul-searching humanoid of magnanimous philosophical gravity. Well Im gonna be the bigger man, and hang up first- ugh dammit! STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Designed by, INVERSORES! Robby: Daddy can't ever know about my lab. ", and has learned nothing from the Shakashuri battle against himself, of which we also never learn the winner (although given both are exactly alike it hardly matters who won or lost as Xavier loses and wins regardless). Television Commercial: Whoopsie doodle, there was a mix-up at the cookie factory! Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. More than ten years after the show ended, Xavier made an official reappearance as part of Adult Swim's Class of 2020 Commencement Speaker series - watch it here. DJ: Oh! Mexican Gang Leader: We toilet flush the drugs. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 's Read allXavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Upload stories, poems, character descriptions & more. Processing. I just want to groom and train poodles. Hello!" Hold. XAVIER RENEGADE ANGEL S1 E10 TRANSCRIPT Oct 16, 2017 4 min read Add to Favourites By ValkyriemoonDraws Published: Oct 16, 2017 67 Favourites 12 Comments 59K Views Yes so I transcripted the big Xavier V Xavier scene in Shakashuri Blowdown, are you proud of me father? Charge him a recycling fee. "Taste the pain!" Xavier: Don't know. So closewas the phrase that pays, and we give praise, bow your heads. Well, you sound like some total chodes inability to confront the reality of his past actions. The final episode implying Xavier is an insane patient in a hospital also helps to explain the absurd logic he constantly spouts or the ridiculous world he inhabits. Solider: You'll need to fill out an HC24-A requisition form. Below are examples of her look by other cosplayers and resource images I've collected Say what you want about me, but lay off the soup. WebStream episode Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long podcast | Listen online for free on SoundCloud. His good deedery results in a drug Lord's death-and per chance a lover for Xavier. I'm tough enough to join your little gang. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an 11-minute computer animated television series that aired on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block for 2 seasons between 2007 and 2009. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. But this time, The suffixed will become the sufferer, and it appears the baby killer is about to kill a baby. Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. Mexican Gang Leader: I'm surprised you showed up. [teasing] Yes, avenge me. I like it.". To make a transcript of this moment was truly a blessing for me when Im talking to a friend. executive producer / executive producer (15 episodes, 2007-2009) Adrienne Anderson. Chief Master Guru: Of course, youngling. There was a mix-up at the cookie factory! By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Always glad to help my brethren in the kingdom of life. Shiny: You give up your game, and I'll get you a job at the Jobby Job Center. Dance Music: Are you prepared for this moment? Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out But good so far. WebStream episode Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long podcast | Listen online for free on SoundCloud. Second Gang Member: I like to kill to music. Processing. WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American C.G. We're a dying breed. Think of some kids. Mexican Gang Leader: We just ordered a pizza, and when it comes, you have to kill the deliveryman. Chief Master Guru: That gets rid of that headache. The majority of the people Xavier meets on his adventures are too judgmental to accept him into their society. Xavier: No. WebXavier: Chief was deep. l guess your brain isn't as dumb as your legs. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Let me see it. [sobs]. Well, thanks for coming in, Popo! 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If you believe your item has been removed by mistake, please contact, This item is incompatible with Portal 2. However, it should be called. Hello? The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out You catch up on some Zeds, you get out of my heads! l guess your brain isn't as dumb as your legs. See production, box office & company info, Sardonicast: Sonic, Pikachu, Eyes Without a Face. TM & 2023 Turner Broadcasting System, Inc. All Rights Reserved. All rights reserved. Percy: No, but you could tell people I'm inside you and go put on a show as the mascot and make everyone love me, 'cause they think it's me, not you. First of all, its daytime! Meet Xavier, a seeker/searcher man/beast who takes his spirit quest thru Connecticut. Well it's 5:55. Cue the camera focusing on a truck driving by with, Lampshaded again in "Weapons Grade Life" (bolding where the camera suddenly zooms in on the character's lips), A surprisingly subtle example in the very first episode. Play Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long on desktop and mobile. Kayako Saeki - JU ON The Grudge By The SC Cosplay Even his parents are humans, although the first episode implies he was abandoned at birth by some other being and adopted by humans, and the last episode implies that Xavier was just an insane human the whole time. You can hit me. Succotash is a fast-talking Christian DJ who constantly tells his listeners to "Call us up and win some cash!". I'm in a really bad place right now, I have school again so I need to prioritize, and emotionally I've been bad so I've been really struggling to actually get anything done. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. Xavier: (scoffs) Powers are for the weak. So you admit that youre checking me out, and you want to mate! Sexism will be all like, "Oh Xavier! Either I. I love your wife. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. Mexican Gang Member #4: He's so rich, he had every cell in his body platinumed. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Are you so dumb, youd even answer rhetorical questions? But the love of my life is a lady named "Ramblin' On.". Thanks for the shot. Mexican Gang Leader: You just passed the first test. By helping this tiny mosquito, in a way, I'm helping your mother. You'll catch the feline aids. And now it's time for me to walk away. Wherever there is suffering, I was there. I know the irony is rich, so all we have to do is the Iroquoi irony-melting dance and we'll be golden. Chief Master Guru: Youngling, you must tame the beast with soul-soothing song. Capture a web page as it appears now for use as a trusted citation in the future. "Weapons Grade Life" has Xavier encounter a boy in a wheelchair and his friends. Preacher: So if I have sex with that gorilla, the entire world will go to Heaven? Come on, Percy, lend me some sugar. Xavier: Whichever path frau destiny sets beneath this seeker, this pupil of the universe is as good as any. Xavier: Society is about to end, girl. I want you, Percy! Xavier: I'm a survivor. Juggler: I went to Burning Person this year? The show extends its mockery to things such as organized religion, hippies and centrists, where misguided individuals and groups will apply an authoritarian slant to their beliefs and insist that their opinion is correct and should be followed, rather than working with others to find commonality and make things better for everyone. XAVIER RENEGADE ANGEL S1 E10 TRANSCRIPT Oct 16, 2017 4 min read Add to Favourites By ValkyriemoonDraws Published: Oct 16, 2017 67 Favourites 12 Comments 59K Views Yes so I transcripted the big Xavier V Xavier scene in Shakashuri Blowdown, are you proud of me father? Brat: I want universal oneness. It's just God's tears. Vernon Chatman and John Lee are also the creators of MTV's Wonder Showzen. Your crazies have a brand-new mascot who's played by Percy Handfisher, A sophomore whose parents were recently killed in a thresher. Just don't go entering your legs in any spelling bees. SoundCloud. Television Commercial: Clumso the cookie chef really popped a boner into these yummy snacks! Hate to break it to ya, but I wore them first. I've got to cobble together a makeshift Shakhashiri to tame a certain beast. Look at you, you look so superficial, you probably judge things by their physical appearance. Can't find it anywhere and since it's my favorite show of all time, I'd love to read the screenplay, especially considering that my interest for screenwriting has been growing recently. His constant trek through the sands of the world-mind brings him through many strange, yet oddly similar lands. [throws the bowl of cereal that randomly appear out of nowhere]. We just flushed ourselves a death sentence. Hello!" (beckoning) Come on, me! Or would you prefer "her ass in" you? [echoes] Life. WebToken Nonhuman: Xavier is allegedly a Fallen Angel in a world of humans. Whos this? No, not Yoohoo. That's where all my stuff is. 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