Miss Scarlet Director Dannie Stiles and Buckhannon Community Theatre seek actors an [raises her hands, making him stop] SCARLET (GC5WCDM) was created by VA2ALF on 5/27/2015. Me too. I enjoy getting presents from strange men. You ain't just whistlin' Dixie. : : What was he like? : Merely that you were all meeting to discuss our little financial arrangements, and if I did not appear, Wadsworth would be informing the police about it all. : How, then, do you justify taking bribes - in return for delivering your husband Senator Peacock's vote to certain lobbyists? That guy doesn't matter! I'm sorry. : : "We"? : 2000 UK/Super Cluedo/Passport to Murder: Mrs. Peacock once again is a younger woman, though more of a fading rose with age catching up. Are you afraid of silence, Mrs. Peacock? You say you are used to being a hostess as part of your husband's work? : Sure they can. We're all in this together now. Mrs. Peacock : No, Mr. Green. 1 -- EXT. Shhhhhhhhhhh! : : Professor Plum What did you do? Miss Scarlett is the stock character of a femme fatale. Well, he did. In Ending A, she is unmasked as the murderer, while in Ending C, she is simply revealed to have . : : Well, I am willing to believe you. Told you I didn't do it! : : "The female of the species is more deadly than the male." : This That'll do it! The Chief : Mrs. Peacock Die? Sure, I'll eat anything. Mrs. White It's my defense mechanism. [impressed] Wadsworth : Wadsworth Miss Scarlet Now that he's dead, I have a life. Samantha Scarlett from Clue JR. : Miss Scarlet Show Clue: On Stage Gender Female Age Range Adult Role Size Lead Time & Place A deserted New England mansion, 1954 Tags 1950s murder mystery blackmail madam prostitution brothel call girl bribery confident brazen unapologetic attractive elegant alluring provocative sexy wry sardonic sarcastic charming self-centered 5m 3w scenes Professor Plum : It worked! You fired the gun in the dark and missed. Well, it's a matter of life after death. And monkey's brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington D.C. Wadsworth : : Me too. But then, its a very large house. Colonel Mustard : Mrs. White Mrs. Peacock : [hysterical] Oh, who cares? : That guy doesn't matter! Mrs. White Miss Scarlet Wadsworth : [Wadsworth takes Mrs. White by the hand from the Conservatory and up the stairs]. : She's also smart enough to kill several people . But it also means that you can't. Why? : The Chief : When were you in that men's room? : [Mrs. Peacock's leaf hat falls off as she gets frustrated with it]. Do you miss him? No, I'm a plant. One plus two plus two plus one. Ladies and gentlemen, the police will be here in about forty-five minutes. Well, that just leaves Mr. Boddy. Release Dates Professor Plum Clue Audition Pieces Mr. Boddy Charasmatic, handsome, playful host; 30's; baritone/tenor Ladies and gentlemen, in this envelope is the key to our destiny. : Colonel Mustard : : : : : [Picking up the weapons and locking them in the cupboard]. Why not? Wadsworth Professor Plum That's right! What kind of information did he have? : Colonel Mustard : : What's this for? Nothing? Great. Professor Plum He couldn't have been dead. Wonderful! : If we throw him out, he may get even more suspicious! : If I was the killer, I would kill you next. : Mrs. White Mr. Green My car broke down and this professor offered to give me a ride. Professor Plum Wadsworth Washington? Mr. Green [smacks Mr.Green on the shoulder] Mr. Green : [grabs Professor Plum by the collar, throttling him] I CAN'T UNLOCK THE DOOR WITHOUT THE KEY! [to Mrs. Peacock] and to make a long story short Miss Scarlet Miss Scarlet Wadsworth I'm afraid those are the negatives to which Colonel Mustard earlier referred. I've an idea. Let him stay locked up for another half an hour. There is nothing wrong with that! Miss Scarlet : That sounds like a confession to me. : Yes, it's an integral part of your life when you are the wife of a Oh, but then I forgot, we're not supposed to say who we really are, though, heavens to Betsy, I don't know why. [Mr. Boddy has disappeared after being killed]. Yes, I-I am. Wadsworth Wadsworth Like all members of the oldest profession, I'm a capitalist. This is incredible! : It should be just off there. : : : His head had been cut off, and so had his, uh you *know*. : Are you making moral judgements, Mrs. Peacock? Cop [gasps] If possible, please have the monologue(s) memorized. Wadsworth: Miss Scarlet. 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